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'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

'Twas the Night Before Christmas ... Coffee themed! Something special for all of you to enjoy this Christmas season.

Written and Read by Joseph Robertson

Twas the night before christmas

when all through the roaster

Not a machine was turned on

Not even a toaster

The bags they were filled

Of fresh beans with good care

In the hope to be enjoyed

By coffee lovers everywhere

The mugs were nestled

All snug on their shelves

Empty and unused

Even by the roasting elves

The head roaster upstairs

His guitar lay in hand

Had just settled in

To practice for the band

When up on the roof

There rose such a clatter

He jumped out and slid

Right down the ladder

Away up the stairs

He flew with a flash

Tearing open doors

He dropped all the hash

The streetlamps and glow

Of the marina nearby

Shown all that could be seen

Above and in the sky

He turned around to see

To his amaze and delight

The roaster stack smoking

Fresh coffee smell filling the night

Back down the stairs he ran

To his roasting chamber swiftly

And to his surprise

He discovered quite quickly

All the machines

He’d stowed with such care

Were alight and alive

As if awaiting him there

He shouted aloud

With great glee in his voice

“Now Diedrich! Now Mavam!

Now Technivorm and Acaia!

On Breville! On Chemex!

On Kalita and Baratza!

Fill up the roaster!

Pull me some shots!

Brew up a thousand batches!

I really need a lot”

Inspired by what?

The roaster, he didn’t know …

Until he saw standing there

St Nick, shaking off a touch of snow

With a chuckle and a laugh

The old man’s voice boomed

“Thank you my friend,

I knew I could count,

On your roasting prowess

To help me out

I’ve got a long list,

Of people who deserve

The wonderful craft

Which you live to serve”

And so together they worked

To fill up his sleigh

With fresh roasted coffee

The aroma flooded the bay

As the fresh beans

That were roasted went by

They bagged them, tagged them

And made them ready to fly

With the last bag stuffed

To the brim was his sleigh

The roaster gave ole St. Nick

One espresso to say

“Thank you for sharing, this craft with the world

It’s my hope that all will deeply enjoy these gifts

Made only possible by those who so often

Work dawn to dusk, their tale forgotten

And by giving haste to these beans you bring about

The possibility of deep human connection throughout”

Then Jolly Old Saint Nick embraced our dear roaster

He stood back and chuckled …

“My dear boy” he rumbled,

“We are all part of this wonderful gift together”

With a great grin he jumped to his sleigh

Gathering the reins with a jingle he flew away

Our roaster watched as he sailed out of sight

Old St. Nick shouting aloud “Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night!”

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